PLEASE NOTE THIS BUSINESS IS PERMANENTLY CLOSED Bert's Sports Bar is the place to eat, drink and chill. You'll find state-of-the-art satellite coverage, authentic stone-fired pizza, buffalo wings to make your mouth water - and your eyes too, depending on whether you choose to dip them in mild or blistering sauce - and don't you dare leave Bert's without ordering the famous banana daiquiri. That's an order!